How Windows Vista was coded

/**
* (c) 2007 Micro$oft Corp.
* All rights reserved :-w
*/

#include "osx_tiger_features.h";

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implement Nothing {

    boolean beta = true;
    WindowsVista() {
        checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();

        /*
         * OK. The idiot seems to have
         * some high end hardware.
         * Let make his life miserable >:)
         */
        runInternetExplorer7();
    }

    void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible() {
        /*
         * Lets make sure that half the world
         * cannot run this OS while
         * we fix all the bugs
         */
        if ((installedRam < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz)) {
            MessageBox("Your system does not seem
                to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass
                and the like. Please upgrade
                the hardware and try again.");
      
            WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
            bsod();
        }
    }

    void runInternetExplorer7() {
        IE7 ie7 = new IE6();
        ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
                          + safari_features
                          + opeara_features
                            + lot_of_bugs;

        ie7.run();
        WaitWileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
        bsod();
    }
}

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